ebonics christmas

De Ebonics Crimmus Pome

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus all ower de hood, ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' good

We hunged up our stockins; An hoped like de' heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin' our check.

All o'de fambly; Wuz layin in de beds; While Ripple and Thunderbird; Dance tru' dey heads.

I passed out inna' flo; Right nex to my Maw; When I heard sech a fuss I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"

I looked out thru de bars; What covered my doe; 'spectin' de sheriff; Wif a warrent fo sho.

And what did I see; I said, "Lawd look at dat!!" Ther' wuz a huge watermellon; Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now ober all de years; Santa Clause, he be white; But looks liken us bros; Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car; My home boy he came; He whupped on dem warf rats; An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ; And on Willie Lee; On Saphire, on Shanequa; Dey wuz a site to see!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon; Out der in da skreet; I knowed it was fo' sho';Da damndest site I ebber did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley; He picked da' lock on my doe; An' I sez to myself "Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag; Full of prezents I 'xpect; Wid Air Jordans and fake gold; To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents; Jus started stealing my shit; Got my drugs, got my guns, Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in de bag; Out da window he flewed I woudda' tried to catched him; But he stoled my 'nife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon; An' whipped out a switch; He wuz gone in a seccon'; Dat son of a bitch!!

Next year I be hopin': Anutha Sanna we git; Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause; Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!