handy man
"all the way" bought a little townhouse and started remodeling it before she moved in. she had tile laid throughout the bottom floor and in all 3 baths--upstairs and down, she painted the walls, and upstairs had new carpet installed. the tile setters wanted to charge her $125.00 to reset each toilet. i told her i would reset them, if we could make a deal.
the deal we both agreed to was that for each toilet i reset, i would get a blowjob from her--a big deal since she really didn't like to suck dick. it wasn't so much the dick in her mouth she didn't like, it was the cum. cunt. but a deal was a deal. i began resetting the shitters for her.
after the first 2 toilets were in and working fine, i figured i had 2 blowjobs cumming my way. i waited and she kept stalling. she put her debt off saying," finish the 3rd one and i'll give you head 3 days in a row. so, like the hard-on i am, i told her i would. but that i wanted a show of good faith on her part....just give me head tonight, payment on one. the bitch refused.
no head. no blowjob. i ragged on her about it to no avail. so, i replaced the last toilet in the downstairs powder bath---but left out a most important piece of the redo--the wax ring. when i had finished i told her i would be expecting my "payment for services rendered" beginning that evening. she renigged again on the whole deal saying i shouldn't have made that deal, i should have done it just to help her out. fuck her! i saved the whore $375.00.
so the caulk around the base of the last toilet dried and i announced it ready for use. and being the only downstairs throne, it did get used. wasn't a week before a certain aroma was filling the downstairs area around the kitchen and powder room. and not too long after that when seepage began to appear at the base of the shitter. i pronounced my ineptitude at plumbing and offered she should call a licensed plumber. by the time he showed up, the place was not only wreeking of shit and piss smells, he gave his estimate for the job of $300.00.
i told her i could probably do it for her and save her the cash..but...she'd have to suck my cock everyday for a week.....
i got the blowjobs... all 7 of them, with the condition she didn't have to swallow. i came in her hair, on her face, chin, neck and gave her the prettiest pearl necklace you'd ever seen.
cunt.
the deal we both agreed to was that for each toilet i reset, i would get a blowjob from her--a big deal since she really didn't like to suck dick. it wasn't so much the dick in her mouth she didn't like, it was the cum. cunt. but a deal was a deal. i began resetting the shitters for her.
after the first 2 toilets were in and working fine, i figured i had 2 blowjobs cumming my way. i waited and she kept stalling. she put her debt off saying," finish the 3rd one and i'll give you head 3 days in a row. so, like the hard-on i am, i told her i would. but that i wanted a show of good faith on her part....just give me head tonight, payment on one. the bitch refused.
no head. no blowjob. i ragged on her about it to no avail. so, i replaced the last toilet in the downstairs powder bath---but left out a most important piece of the redo--the wax ring. when i had finished i told her i would be expecting my "payment for services rendered" beginning that evening. she renigged again on the whole deal saying i shouldn't have made that deal, i should have done it just to help her out. fuck her! i saved the whore $375.00.
so the caulk around the base of the last toilet dried and i announced it ready for use. and being the only downstairs throne, it did get used. wasn't a week before a certain aroma was filling the downstairs area around the kitchen and powder room. and not too long after that when seepage began to appear at the base of the shitter. i pronounced my ineptitude at plumbing and offered she should call a licensed plumber. by the time he showed up, the place was not only wreeking of shit and piss smells, he gave his estimate for the job of $300.00.
i told her i could probably do it for her and save her the cash..but...she'd have to suck my cock everyday for a week.....
i got the blowjobs... all 7 of them, with the condition she didn't have to swallow. i came in her hair, on her face, chin, neck and gave her the prettiest pearl necklace you'd ever seen.
cunt.
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