OOOPS

had a friend once. i say once because we don't talk anymore. good riddance. his choice.

so let me tell you about another choice he made;

he's walking back to his apartment from the corner store with cigs and a suitcase of budlight under his arm. a car stops, window rolls down, blonde head of hair sticks out and asks if he knows if those apartments are leasing. he says yeah. she then asks the question every red-blooded horn dog wants to hear..."can i see your apartment to see if i like the place?"

they're in his place, she says she likes his place..and likes him too. what a fukin surprise, huh?
(the way he relates this story, he says he knew all along she was a whore.)
they start kissing, groping..but when my friend starts for her pussy, she says she wants to suck his dick first. no problem says he.

and suck she does. he cums. she swallows. keeps sucking till he's dry. he's expecting her to ask for money. instead, she wants him to do her now..."her turn."

being an equal opp pussy hound he agrees, thinking it will take him that long to get it up again and then he can fuck her. in one fluid motion she drops her pants and sits on the couch, holding her hands up for him to come to her and get on his knees. when he kneels in front of her, she spreads her legs. up pops a big-o-dick!

he, my friend, screams like a stuck pig! screams death threats to the former her. "she" grabs "her" pants and purse and runs screaming out of the apartment.

to this day he still lives in those same apartments..still walks home at the same time everyday with a case of budlight under his arm...watching every car that passes by...looking..hoping...

my friend says that was the best blow job he has ever had. lucky guy, huh?