weaker sex

honestly, i love women. how the fuck would men survive without women? how would i survive without women. not a woman. women.

they're fantastic creatures, truly fucked up people, women are. would men survive wihtout women. yes. because of women, men have pillaged. because of a woman, a man will turn his back on his friend. because of that woman, a man will work his ass off and die before her, just to please that sorry, stincky cunt. she'll feed him high fat foods and make sure he doesn't get enough rest, that he won't have time to diddle with his hobbies.

fuck her...and her sister if you can. fuck her sister in the ass. that way her sister won't tell her you fucked her. fuck her mother if you can. that way you'll know how that pussy is gonna feel in 30 years, and you can have extra time to choose a replacement.

make sure her ass has a job outside of the house. keep her busy. if she's tired like you are, she won't have time to steal money from your job. and if she's working, her saddle-bagged ass won't be so attractive to her mail-room co-workers as it is to those Kroger grocery baggers.

but, yeah, i do love women.